If you've ever balanced a $10 macaron ice cream sandwich on a trash can lid while snapping a quick photo at Epcot, this one's for you. It's time to retire the trash can table (we’ve all done it, no shame) and find a better backdrop, I promise there are plenty!.

If you’ve spent even five minutes in a theme park-loving corner of the internet lately, you’ve probably heard: Epic Universe is open! Even as someone who’s been to all seven continents, I still get giddy walking through the gates of a theme park.